Russell Peters - Beating Your Kids

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Be A Man!!!! and watch this clip! lol....

Amber is dying!!!

Horrors.....

It has only been 2 weeks. Her stomach is bloated. Walter said its either an infection or i overfed her.

erm....maybe im slightly guilty of the latter.

watever it is, Amber look really sick now...her colour has gone. She's pale and her scales is bleedy.

Gross!!

Oh beautiful Amber....u dun deserve this....i just got to know u...

Oh well...life goes on eh....

next up, im getting a blue one.......

Hady, singapore idol, asian pop, singaporeidol, song1

and thats why he's the best person to represent singapore....

useless rants - dun bother to read 'em.

i dunno whats wrong with my internet connection and laptop.
it seems like everytime i go online, it will hang.
angry lah cuz one more month to exams and i badly need to use internet.

im illegally using wireless.
i think its my neighbour's. but it sucks lah cuz always need to refresh and it is so freaking slow.
looks like i cant blog as often.

wtf is showing on channel 5??? lameness.......wish i have SCV......

i've been sewing for the past 3 hrs...sucks...i suck at sewing.....yet it intriques me...the more i hate it the more i sew...

chinatown rulez......the food rulez....the fabric stores rulez......the shopping rulez.....

so many work to do so lil time....oh god its only a month away....
vick u suck....
u make me doubt my skills...
u make me unsure....
u make me panic.....
u make me hate this.....

my bro is going jogging now....i hope he doesn't bring "something" back if u know wat i mean.....

im hungry and desperately need a smoke. no way. im on a double diet.

thats all.

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AMBER

Thats the name of the fighting fish. A gift from walter.

Eh dun laugh people i know i have no maternal instincts but hey i do miraculously have them for animals. Love cats, hamsters...now fish! woohooo....a pet of my own!

Since im not that type of a girl who have names for future babies...it took me some time to find out this name... AMBER...i thought of ARIEL as in my fav disney character, The Little Mermaid. But i think AMBER suits her more leh...cuz she's all red and fiesty!

The truth is, i dunno if this fish is a male or female. i dun care. its a female fish. if its a male, then it is gay. Full stop.

Seriously i hope it doesnt die on me too soon. Walter will be disappointed and my family is betting Amber will probably have a shell life of 1 month.Ah whatever people. its my fish now and i do what i want.

Its kinda exhilarating to know that i have been bestowed the POWER to this thing's life. I can either kill it or i dun. HAH! I hope it doesnt bear the wrath of my PMS mood next month!

Pretty pretty AMBER! She's definitely not photogenic lah. cant seem to get a nice close-up. Still very young btw. Cant wait for it to grow!

Walter said give it a few more months and AMBER will grow to be as beautiful as the fish in the picture. Wah like butterfly hor!!!

i'll try to update on her. That is if she can survive that long.

Till then....................tata people......................

The future.

What does it has in store for me?

Im torn.

Is it possible for a long distance relationship?

I don't believe in long distance relationships.

"Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt". - (Act I, Scene IV).

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them". - (Act II, Scene V)

Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare

So who shall win? The heart or the mind?

We shall see.

RANDOM PIX PART UNE (dun judge me im no photographer! Neither do i aim to be one!)

I took a really old bus home today. Although it was filthy, un-airconditioned, small and uncomfortable,it still hold some weird melancholic sentimental value to me.

Maybe cuz i've always hated riding a bus since young. Last time MRT wasnt so advanced so my mum loves taking long long long very extremely long bus hopping across town. Then i will be beside her sucking the sour plums cuz of my lame motion sickness. I still has it btw.

Especially to AMK library. i would borrow 8 books at one time and finished all of them in two days then begged my mum not to return those books that i love! Maybe thats why i still have some unreturned library books. haha i've kept them for 11 years. Long overdued!

Anyway, long story short, i miss taking the bus with my family then cuz we spent so much time together. Now all of us is soo busy all the time so hardly go out together. sigh.....

Taken in chinatown. Its this really old circular apartment block. I've never seen this anywhere else. When i pass by this building this stupid song will appear:

"Round, round , baby round round spinning out on me.....", SugaBabes.

Every single time man.

My bro the next Jimi Hendrix?

NAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

But he sure learns fast. He picked up the guitar last year (my guitar my goodness!) and now he has some pretty nifty moves. Ok so he's better than me now. Fine. I'll catch up when i have the time. haha excuses excuses.....

In pattern-making class. Thats Claire. She's really short and petite so she couldnt reach the other side so bo pian must climb on the table. Cuteness!

A great view from my class...to to ceiling glass panels....however it was marred by the rows of sleazy cheap budget hotels. Wat a pity.......

Beware!!! NAFA computer labs is currently attacking poor innocent thumbdrives with some stupid virus..farking incurable....and it's spreading like wildfire! both my thumbdrive kena also...super sway.....

it seems although this virus has been going around for more than a month, it still hasnt been stopped. Stupid NAFA IT department...you pple are useless....i pay $2k a month to watch u feed ur children with macdonalds everyday izzit?!?!?!?!?!?!!

ok im vexed today....PMS to blame....thats all i have....haha im bored initially now im too lazy to continue.....

next time then...ta ta people....

Received an A+ for pattern-making - DELIRIOUSLY ECSTATIC!!!

Received my first warning letter for this semester. 83% attendence for July. Need 90% to pass this semester. - FARKING PISSED!!!

all within the same day. just within hours of each other. Im confused......

Had no choice but to change my skin...

Dunno why it took me so long to load my blog whenever i tried to access it. Hope this new skin doesnt give me the same prob.

Personally i dun really like this skin. Only the brown boxes thingy. i'll change again once i find a suitable one.

In the meantime...........i dunno lah do whatever u like lah........

HEY IM AS FAMOUS AS A DOORMAT! EVEN THOUGH ITS THERE, NO ONE CARES!!!

Remember my previous post when i stated that Beck and me were interviewed by this chick at Raffles MRT? And that she was from Cleo.....

Honestly, i didnt really expect to see my face appear. I mean who gives a rat's ass about my opinions, right. I know you guys don't...even i don't get myself sometimes.

Initially i was reluctant to take the interview. 1 because she wants my pix. 2 because the question is dumb and hard. QN: "What do you feel about women putting makeup in public?"

ANS (in my brain at that time of course and dun judge me, i was having my period) : *sniggers* LOOK AT ME WOMAN. DO I LOOK LIKE I PUT ANY MAKEUP AT ALL? DO I CARE ABOUT MAKEUP AND WHAT GUNK SOME PEOPLE IS SUBJECTED TO WEAR ALL DAY? ANS IS NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DUN GIVE A SHIT SO LEAVE ME ALONE IM BUSY....

ANS in real life: Erm...erm....actually....there's many things that i can point out...(then i gave her a list of "not-to-do"s. If u know me u should know i simply babble out my ans without thinking. And thus hoping she would chose one that is smart enough to upp my reputation. if i have one.)

Beck gave really smart answers. Seriously felt like stabbing my brain with my pen.

Then voila, my bloody no-experience no-makeup no-mood(PMS) face got stamped on page 194. In fact, my pix is smaller than a stamp. Great. Simply marvelous. Trophy worthy. Yucks.

here it is people......enjoy.....

Rebecca looked cute! =)

Hey....now i look and sound like a bimbo....she totally twisted my words...*roll eyes*

Im giving all of u permission to laugh at my "comments" now and only now. You all better dun laugh at me when u see me.....

So this is my second magazine appearance. The last time was in Lime for JamX.

See i butchered my image!!!!! Now i solemnly swear i shall not volunteerily allow the press to get hold of my pix unless i became vocally smarter, visually thinner and prettier. Done.

Nonetheles i was really proud that we won second place. we really practised really hard and actually aimed for the top. Now i've retired. Personal reasons.

So stop bugging me to join Singapore idol Naz. hahaha....

Speaking of which, the person that i circled in red, she's actually Mathilda D'Silva. You know the rock-soul chick in the top 8. Guess someone got famous huh....

Till then....im in hiding......

My Kinky Weekend...

Wah lao kinky to the max i tell ya!

erm...certain things i cant divulge here in case some "people" i know might just read this post.

Whatever it is i truly-truly enjoyed my kinky weekend and it certainly help with the "relationship".

Yaddah yaddah blah blah you guys should know wat me and the BF is going through......

Anyways we went Chinatown that special day and booked a special place for a night.

Itinery for that day:

1) Eat (glorious-glorious food. Yummy cheap Bakwa)

2) Watch an RA show in Yangtze. (Although an experience by itself, it was definitely an eye-opener for a newbie. It was HOT , it wasnt air-conditioned and not by any means the show. Only showed a boobie or two. Yawnzzz....boring boring boring!!! Alot of the ah-pek community with their handy newspapers for the tug and pull thing. Gross yet strangely entertaining in a comic way.)

3) Pop a Champagne. ( i got a lil high. The BF got happy. Everyone wins.)

4) Do some little RA show for ourselves if you know what i mean. Many-many times in fact that i got shocked (and shagged) a lil bit. Most importantly, im a satisfied woman for sure! ;P

Yup that's wat we did in 24hrs. We rotate events 1, 3 & 4 a few times over and over. Haha just like cavemen.

Im smiling as i wrote this post. im so delirious. its corny i know but i just wanna scream to the world that IM IN LUURRVVEEEE!!!

LOL.

Two Birthdays in Two Days....

Mum's birthday was on the 2nd August so to commemorate her 57th years on this damn earth we decided to eat to our heart's and stomach's content.
So off we go to Pasir Ris to eat this Japanese Halal BUFFET restaurant. Wah lao happenning sia the place! We ate like there is no tomorrow....particularly my Bro and Walter. It seems like there is a competition going on there. For the "who eat the most crappiest food" award.

i threw away all the food that i hate...who cares about the 100grams for $5 wastage thingy?

My cold dish in comparison to.........











Walter's cold dish!!!
No matter how much he ate he'll still stay so skinny!
Damn metabolism......
Damn chinese genes........

My bro doesn't even stand a chance....he was out. Flat dead! I was so tempted to leave him there. haha.

After dinner we presented mum with her $100 gift voucher from metro. Ya lah only $100...what to do we are only students and one NS man.

Using the same excuse from that NS man. ;P

Always giving me the NS man is broke excuse. Its the truth. And its sad! sigh....

To lose the fatty deposits from dinner, we decided to "exercise" by playing pool.

Look how cute is my mum? =)

Im so happy she had so much fun that day.

She truly deserves it!

Day 2-3rd August-Walter's BDAE...

Because i was really broke i bought him a itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie cheapo cake.

Consolation- Its chocolate! YUM!

Here's my sexy bf half naked unaware that i took this pix of him and posting it online! haha...

Let me give him random internet sex name....

erm...erm....erm...erm....

Mr lick my "strawberries" man?

yucks so gay!.....

hahaha....*evil laughter*

We will be celebrating his bdae more this sat.

We're expecting it to be a very kinky romantic weekend.

Oooh i cant wait! Stay tune!

;P

nicole kidman chanel commercial


i absolutely simply adore Baz Luhrmann vision.

His directory skills and his ability to achieve the 'real artificiality' in his films (Romeo+Juliet, Moulin Rouge) and this commercial are creative successes.

i am a fan.... *kowtows*......

P.S- the guy in the film is HOT HOT HOT! Rodrigo Santoro is his name. Estar informed me he will be the latest cast member to join Lost 3. Wah droolzzzz...........









VS








Jialat who to choose????? lol....

(Oh u gotta need to pause the song from the player located at the top of my blog to be able to listen to the commercial. That is if u haven't know already....)

http://www.atemptressinme.blogspot.com/

guys check out this blog.
This lady claim she's a "temptress" and reveals her sexcapades and scandals. Everything but her identity.
Quite gross yet entertaining nonetheless.
Enjoy!

What a nong, nong day i had....

seriously, yesterday was a jam-packed day choked with activities. i dun think i have the energy if this happens everday! haha....

11am to 1pm- My Merchandising Mathematics class. Yawnz.....by itself, the most excruciating 2 hrs of the day.

1pm to 530pm - Skipped my product development class to go shopping. Went with Beck and Claire to Marina Square. Shop and shop and shop.....Zara, Dorothy Perkins, Topshop, Novo, Pazzion, Miss Selfridge, Mango, Women's Secrets, sasa, The Makeup Store.....and more....No joke man shopping can be really tiresome....

Then luckily we met Rachel at Topshop cuz she can get us discounts! Yay! 30% somemore....woohoo so i got myself a top... see its so good to know people who know people. haha...



To rest our poor aching feet, we went to Anderson's Ice Cream to gobble on Brownies and Waffles. Yum!!!!

This is the first time we're out as a group so it was enjoyable.






530pm to 8pm- \

Afterwards me and Beck rushed to Plaza Singapura to meet Nellie. We're interviewing her for our MM project. She used to be my classmate but she dropped out last year and went back to Triumph to work as their merchandiser! So lucky!

Talking about that i screwed up the interview. Cuz the recorded file got corrupted so we lost everything!!!! Sigh now i have to remember what she said. One hour of interview leh...how ah??? DIE!!!!

8pm to 11pm-

Rushed home cuz need to meet the girls in Zouk! Need to change and dress up!
Met estar pass him half of my cigs..........sorry ah couldnt slack with ya.....
Meeting Debs at 1030pm and i doubt i could make it. Which i didnt. So sorry Deb u had to wait so long....

11pm to all night long-

Party time!!!!!!
Us girls on the prowl!!!! Watch out! Grrrllll....haha...

No lah this is our night so no guys allowed!

Speaking of guys....i had an eye-opener. Like seriously i was never bothered by men (not much anyway) in any other clubs. But Zouk, tsk tsk, was filled with despo horney men looking for girls for a one night stand! Yucks! we were surrounded by men even when we dance so i was pretty disgusted.

And not just any normal men, but fugly men who dance to mambo badly. Like please lah dun embarrass urself can?

Quote Deb: Are we even that ugly? We are hot! Literally.

Yup like seriously man.

Deb my bitch buddy!!! haha....oh how i miss sharing my 8-Days with her....hahahaha....

These are the drinks this two men ordered. freaking alot right?
they offered it to us...so nice of them....but still despos anyway...haha...but who can resist free drinks right?





Cheers to us for having such a great nyte out!
Next week u guys going again right? my mum's bdae lah we going eat buffet....
see how lah....mambo nyte is fun! im definitely going bacK! ;)

But this time round im going there earlier and leaving earlier too....

Me, My Hair and I.....

After a month of heeing and hawing i bucked up and carried all my guts to a nearest salon.
Worse still is im on a budget so i could not afford kimage or reds etc who charges almost $50 per snip. hello they uses golden scissors izit?

Anyway with $30 in my pocket, i left home with a heavy heart as im more than ready for an evitable outcome. My hair will come out bad. As usual. For the rest of my life.

My hair is the worse a person can ever hope for. Every strand is EITHER frizzy, curly or straight.
Like the owner, who can never make up its mind. Its every hairdresser's nightmare and every woman's hell. My hell for sure.

No matter what products i use, i can never match the silky smooth curly or straight hair i wanted. Or i can never style it the way i wanted. My mane is uncontrollable!!!

Its a life of its own so normally i would leave it alone. I can imagine its laughter whenever i cry out in angst.
Tra-la-la it says. You cant control me u stupid goon. Tra-la-la.
Oh how it mocks me!!! GrrRRR!!

Oh i've tried everything. The rebonding, the perm, the colouring, the straightening. It all doesnt work. In fact, it made my hair in a bad shape after a few months. So i stop it all.

Now seriously i dun give a shit what my hair decides what or what not to do. Im too tired to fight this long fight! haha.

my dream hairdo would be in this colour:

and looking like this:

always wanted to be a redhead. it matches my personality.

nvm. in the near future when i command enough power and "mr ex-president Yusof Ishak" in my bank, i will have my own entourage of stylists, hairdressers and makeup artists. To make me look every inch like a glamour queen like i deserves. hehe....

BTW- dun u juz hate it when these hairdressers try to psycho u buy hair products that costs OTT? I mean seriously, $30 for a shampoo? are u kidding? ....

Deb!

the thai restaurant is located beside the KFC/Pizza Hut near Yishun Sec! Its not super-duper yummy but its really cheap!
its like one plate of fried kang-kong is only $3! i recommend the fried sotong and oat prawns. Gosh just thinking about it makes me drool......
oh the service is fast and friendly. And u'll ALWAYS get a discount there! Really!!! haha every single time.... e.g if my bill is $25.50, the guy will discount till $22 or something like that.

Chong Pang is too far from my hse. moreover the shops there closes really early. So i have to go 900 plus there eat which sucks cuz the food sucks. Period! Now i wish i live in AMK or Toa Payoh or something. Its the land where you'll never go hungry!

Oh and im looking forward to our Girls' Nite Out thingy this Wed. Hah it'll be my virgin tour to Zouk so u guys gotta look out for me.
And im not drinking k! I gotta be sober.

Yes its unbelievable that im 21+ and never been to Zouk.

Not looking forward to the pushing of sweaty bodies that reek of booze and tobacco though.
That is wat put me off clubbing in the first place. But this time around i shall only be in the company of good friends and will enjoy myself nonetheless.

We shall cheer to the attached-yet feeling single gals whose BFs is-are-or will be shipped to Tekong! haha....... *sarcastic laughter*

Cheryl!

tagboard sux cuz it only allow so little....

anyways zouk eh? nah babe im not a clubbing person. i promise estar im meeting him that night! haha....how abt meeting me and him for dinner before u guys go off? i have sch till quite late so i'll be ard town. Zouk is near my sch anyways....erm i think!

Bloody hell we have lots to catch up! hahaha....

Juz give me a ring k! u know my number...