Here is estar's and my take on today's Singapore Idol piano show. All done through SMS.

The ones in PINK is Estar's! haha yup and i know he HATES pink....haha....

first performance....

Chey not that power lah she.

She's really good lah....this time she's not that OTT. Anyways i think she's the better ones in the competition....

2nd performance.....

Judging from da 2nd crackhead than duh! haha

You dun need to be an expert to know that she sucks!!!! Haha eh ur fren is next!

3rd performance......

Haha another watever. Acting sweet haha..

Hmm...Hmm...How did she get in Singapore idol? haha...

I wouldnt b surprised if she killed ppl 2 get in. haha. Check out Emilee, the hot bitch frm devils (the bar btw not hell...hahaha..). If she is gonna suck than spore idol is gone man.

I think Singapor idol is gone from e beginning! So wats there to lose? haha.. So u voting for ur "fren"?

Haha duh NOT. But dats not wat im telling her haha...

4th performance.....

Oh my this one sucks too...sigh...

5th performance (this is Emilee...the hot bitch estar mentioned earlier....) Yucks... WRONG song!

Definitely! Argh wats wrong with everyone man haha...

Sigh spore idol is so gone....Again!.....who u think will go top 2?

Who cares anymore. Maybe da 2nd n da sheryl crow cow. If its gonna be a comedy might as well bring in da best of fools in...haha...

Haha ya lor! Since the king of clown is already in last week....

6th performance

Hmm dun you think she looks like a news presenter? Haha... wrong song!

(then somewhere in the song her sis face pops out....)

Da sister is f*cking hot though haha

She looks old ah.... Yeah her sis is hotter... hmmm this shld be a model competition... all looks no voice....

7th performance (FINALLY!!!)

(this point of time neither of us bothered to critic anymore... like how many "she sucks" can we repeat?....)

then he send the MAGIC sms...haha....

So when r we going KTV ah?

I miss you.

I really, really do......

Its almost 2am and im still awake....aaarrggghhh.....

because i reformatted my lappy i have to re-download the photoshop brushes...i've been searching and downloading for the pass 2 hrs now....gonna stop soon...

im not done with thomas wee's lame customer profile hwk....i dun wanna do it but he left me to no choice...if i dun do his hwk he's gonna either strangle me with his scrawny hands or slap me and leave a mark from his DIAMOND (we're still guessing how many carats) ring. Oh whatever!

i have to wake up at 7am later to meet up wif me groupmates.....

Debra's stupid culture research and mind-map......*bangs head to wall many many many times*... not done at all!!!!

Lily's soft-copy of theme motif. all to be done in photoshop and freehand!!! Lagi not done lor!!!!

All these to be ready within these THREE days!!! aaarrgghhhh.......

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thats me just banging my head onto my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!! thats how i feel to be sooo stupid for slacking for so long.... dumb ass biatch.......

oh....to cheer me up....all i need is too look at this pix....

Lily's research pix. Im doing on mermaids for my motif. I saw this and almost flip! Hehe my fav position!!! haha... oh and i think thats not how fishes procreate lah btw. Its just such a sexy pix.

i sooooo need SEX to release my happy hormones.....sigh......

Well here's one for all u PG folks. Cute disney mermaids!

Now here's ur milk and get outta here! haha......

Since i always potray myself as a sexually active person in here, its about time the blogskin should look "horny"...hahaha....love the red!!!!

You guys feel the love?!?..........

Abso-fucking-lutely!!!!

Gosh i am just done with Season one of Sex and The City DVD...Now i totally see the big picture and why this show is a hit!

Because they have answers to some really hard-core bang your head to the wall questions. Though i gotta admit, girls can really be dumb sometimes when it come to relationships and men. I know i am one, albeit smarter, and i know of people who are one.

Now put all those questions and answers and SEX together, u get a winning formula.

The sex part i like. I mean, not looking at them physically and get excited that kind. That i can get from porn. And Sex and the City aint a pornographic show.

It goes to show that women in their thirties dont have to be a wreck! Society doesnt expect us to be married and have kids anymore. Women can still be successful, beautiful, spendless and have a queue of willing horny men.
Just as long as we pay our taxes! =)

That said, my favourite character has got to be Samantha. Samantha is the energizer sex bunny who will bunk any men (straight or gay) as long as they have a P*nis! She is in her fourties yet she looked smashing ALL THE TIME! She has a PR company and hangs out in the best society. She talks about sex openly and is anti-relationship and has an ego as huge as her hormones. This woman has zest i tell ya.
i have never met anyone like that before and i hope i never will. Can u imagine what a biatch she is.
Yet i am afraid i will be like her. Honestly i see her as a mirror of my future. Cruel, angry and horny all the time. Now thats sad babe!

whatever it is, i strongly recommend this show. Only to the gals cuz guys naturally dun get it.
I dun know why? Hmmmmm......

Im watching season two as i speak. One season down, Five more to WISDOM! =)

Ding-Dong... rang the Wedding Bells

Since Becky and me are still in the holiday mood, we played the dressed-up games i talked abt in class....

So what if we did not do Lily's work?!?!?!?!?!?! ok fine im feeling really guilty now thus im doing massive research thats resulting in a MASSIVE headache!!!!!

Sorry i digress. Anyways we stumbled on one of the dressed up websites that allow us to dress the dolls in WEDDING DRESSES!!!

But of course Becky got really excited cuz of the cute gowns and the possibility she might be owning one in a few years time...hehe.... winks....

So our imaginery ran wild (funny we DID NOT talk of sex during this time! haha...oh we have grown up!)................................

hmmmmmm.................what can i wear in my dream wedding?!.......................

We are such a perfect couple... la la la la la la ...... im such a beautiful bride ..... lalalalala.......

Becky! who's the "lucky" man ah? hahahaha.....

Becky coos,"oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh........soooo cute!!!" Eh thats her flower-girl ok! haha..

Hey thats anime ME! im apparently involved in this imaginery fiasco (and cuz i forced her...reason is cuz i helped her pick her dress!! hehe...)

Why is Zan wearing a frou-frou cupcake??? Cuz:

1) Becky does not allow me to wear a RED or Black dress cuz she is wearing white. This is her wedding so she said so.

2) Becky does not want a loud dress to overshadow her gorgeous dress. This is her wedding so she said so.

3) Black is an unlucky colour. Red is to OTT.

3) This is her wedding so she said so.

Fine. Im beginning to think its a cute dress anyways. hehe. better than the rest which i saw.

Well dun expect to hear any wedding bells from Zan. Here's some condition a man have to fill if he wanna marry me.

1) Wedding dress by Oscar Da La Renta. I dun want any other ateliers k!

2) Custom-made shoes diamond/swarowski encrusted 2 1/2" heels from Manolo Blahniks.

3) Fly family and close friends to Venice for the wedding ceremony.

4) I dun want a huge wedding. Just a small ceremony. ABSOLUTELY NO under the block wedding!!!

5) Of course rent a villa for the wedding. What u think? Marry on a farm izzit? haha....

Nope this is not my dream wedding. THIS IS MY WEDDING!!! I dun expect less....yes call me spoilt or having my head stuck in the clouds...i dun care!! Cant afford it then u cant afford to marry me and thats the fact. Im tired of being poor all the time. IM NOT DYING POOR!!!! I can wait............

chants....I will not marry under my blk...i will not marry under my block.......

oh crap im staying up in the wee of the night just to play BARBIE!
oh not the real Barbie...i meant im hooked online playing the highly-addictive dressup games!!!

gals check out
www.dressupgames.com

if u were barbie deprived like me when u were younger, be prepared to lose a few hrs of ur free time exploring!!

I need sleep manz...........................

First i would like to thank my dearest for helping me get through the hard time. If u guys must know, my lappy got virus just a day after getting the internet. Talk about being unlucky eh! Thank God Walter's bro is a genius with the IT stuff so now my lappy is up and running again. Phew!

Secondly, lets talk about the World Cup. No. Lets talk about the GUYSSSSS who are involved in the world cup. To let my hormones run wild and free since its before bedtime, let me have a lil say about those sweaty, macho men who oozes HOTNESS with every single step of their musculine legs. Now who says a gal could not have her fun when the guys do eh?

Now just keep a lookout for.................................

Honey...dun lick ur lips......i'll lick mine!! Yum.

move over Jon! These are my new "Goals" (hah no pun intended!) for this month. Btw this is one of Italy's defender. Dunno his name. Dun care. Cute enough for my books is all that matters!

Btw the italian team has an abundance of real hotties for me to choose from! Everyone knows i have the hots for italian men. Guess which team im supporting this year! Hah no prizes for guessing... =)

Michael Ballack (Germany) is soooo last four years ago k! Move on.....

The Mexican team. The guy on the leftest is something-Marquez.... Wah lao i tell u...i want his child! haha..........

ok i think i better stop now lest people think im a psychotic S#X maniac.....

hmmmmm....food for thought.....its not illegal right for people to have fantasies? or will I get sued?!?!?!

shit and im already 21 years old......................

I hereby proclaim myself to be a member of the "Heartland Socialites"
To show my everlasting commitment, I will:

- Eat Macdonalds till my liver fail.
- Outrival in Tai Ti (Big Two) till my brain fail.
- Smoke till my lungs fail.
- Bitch till my tongue fail.
- Hear Estar bitch till my ear fail.
- Stare at Stanley till my eyes fail. ( And not cuz he's goodlooking k! Hahahaha!!!)

Subsequently i will die feeling i have never contributed to the society but be idle than an idealist.
Hooray.

Anybody wanna join the club?

ok peeps im back!!!

and this time im not going anywhere! (even if u want me to...)

why? Cuz zan has finally gotten herself and her new lappy THE internet connection. WOOOOOHOOOOO!!! baby!!!!!

now she's lying tummy first on her bed, sipping hot milo and munching on croissants while typing this! All in the comfort of her AIR-CONDITIONED room.

Yeah i know aircon only no biggies...BUT HELL IT IS FOR ME!!! me mum just got it repaired a few days ago. Not only is it cold, its farking freezing! caught dad leaving his room in the middle of the night to sleep on the sofa a few times! To think he's cold-blooded!! hah! Beat this antartica!!!

ok im gonna catch the results of spore idol. will comment or rather critic in due time...sneers...