Chanel

Its love at first sight! *swoonz*

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-Warning-

Do not EVER buy a 2nd hand phone even if ur life depends on it!! I repeat, DO NOT EVER EVER EVER BUY A 2ND HAND PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Nokia 6111 costs= $250

The amount of time, effort, sweat, money to get it fixed= PRICELESS!

I apologise to everyone who tried contacting me these 2 weeks. My phone was sent to repair. Every single time it comes back to me, the same problem persists. Didnt have a spare phone cuz my bro is using it.

So today, later, i will be marching down to the hp shop in AMK and demand he change me a new set or refund me back me buckeroos.

On a lighter and more glamourous note;

I present to you, SPRING 07 COUTURE!!!!

I anticipate this show every year.

I love couture! Who doesnt?

You say COUTURE I say "CHRISTIAN DIOR AND LACROIX". YAY YAY YAY!!!!!

hahaha.

See their gowns and fall in love please:

......Christian Dior......
(John galliano is pure genius taking fashion and art to a new level...every year he never fail to amuse me...ARIGATO!!!)

.......Christian Lacroix................
(my all time favourite designer!!!)

......Elie Saab..........
(if u wanna get married and looking for a perfect gown, forget Vera Wang. Go couture and check out his line here.......)

.........Jean Paul Gaultier.............

(entertaining ala "Passion of the Christ"...)

then there's Chanel, Valentino and Givenchy.

Sweet dreams are made of these...............................

Get your fashion fix at Style.com and check out their entire collection.

thats all.

- Project RUN-a-WAY -

On a normal morning in NAFA School of Fashion studies, a bunch of hyper-active chio-bu's were just slacking when.........

Tim Gunn steps in!!! *horrors*

Tim: "Designers, i have a mission for u. Today i would like u to dress up a very special guest...Miss mannequin..."

"As u can see, she is very fugly naked as she has a birth defect. Everytime she gets horny, her breast leaks. Its a very serious situation indeed as she has a date tonight and she need to look her whore's best. AKA get laid."

"I need u, designers, to come out with a very special outfit for her".

"Ur inspiration is - 'Slut Fest'."

"You can check out the whorehouse next building if u have any enquiries. "

"U have an hour and no money. Only using the very expensive, chiffon fabrics u can find in Zan's fabric bag."

"Make it work!" *winks*

ME: Haha that man is so gay he sweats glitter. hahaha.....(Yes Bryanboy?)

GET TO WORK GIRLS!!!!

BECK: "Hmmm.......i wonder if........this is very serious......................."

".........................do i look cute in this outfit? hehe...do u think ah meng will like?....hehe......."

ME: *imagine* I should kill her, steal her gorgeous heels and crush my toes so i can feet into her size 6. Damnit! haha.......

ME: Nobody can pose cute like Beck!

Sook Mei: "Girls this is no time to joke around. Being an 'A' student and absolutely talented, i need to get this stupid mission done!"

Sook Mei:".....or i may risk being a bimbotic model to fall back on....."

ME: I tell u nobody can pose sexy like Sook Mei. Muahaha......

An hour later..................

Tim Gunn: " OK ladies lets see what you've got"....

Design one: Oriental balloon dress. The draping is oooh-so-lovely.It is tied at the back. One tug at the ribbon and the whole dress will fall off. Very functional for Miss Mannequin's sexcapade.

Design two: Backless toga with sash at waist. This screams "Fuck ME" hahaha..........

Design three: Hmmm...this is not sexy leh.....but the colours do fit wonderfully together...hahahahaha.....

Everybody say "H.I.P.P.I.E"....

Tim Gunn: *frowns* "hmmmmm........."

"No....these won't work....i need couture cheap not amateur chic...."

'Sigh...i guess i have no choice but to raid my own wadrobe....."

"Good job girls!"

And he left.

thats all.

Its about time i have this Gorgeous man plastered all over my blog.

Yes isnt this man sexy?!?! Delicious and talented....
*fantasizes*

sigh...

Ok im in danger of getting hit on the head by the BF. Oops...

thats all.

- I call it the curse of technicalities -

i should have went to sch on Friday.

im so stuck. i dunno where to start.

i have the idea but im lost on the measurements.

for the past 2 hours my hair have probably dropped a 100%.

I just couldnt figure out my patterns!!!!! im so sleepy cuz i woke up darn early this morning....

*Thanx Beck for the book. Its really good. We can totally use it next year*

Drawing the design and making the patterns out is like cows and chickens. (Love the cartoon btw! Lol)

Yes its so easy to draw fancy-schmancy but in the end it will still kill u.

My head is on a chopping block this friday. Bring out the ear mask people!!!!

P/S : Naz i told ya got nothing to blog. hahaha....everything is sch work sch work....haha....Sentosa is a Fantastic idea!!!! After assessments k!

I HAVE COMPLETED DINER DASH 2!!!

so proud of meself!!! Try the game guys...cake mania too!!!!
I assure you'll be hooked for hours at end....

Ok im having blog block. So sorry for such a boring post. If u guys wanna make it more interesting, feel free to email or msg me naked pix of urself or anything that will tickle my "very" unused funny bone.

Thats all.

i cant help myself!!!!

im ranting too much in my blog!!!
something i swore not to do lest ppl get bored of me...
if there are pple...
are there??

HELLO phantom wanderers!!! haha...

ok the problems is....

I LOST MY YEAR ONE PATTERN MAKING FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!! (hey look im spelling FUCK as F.U.C.K and not F.A.R.K....because im feeling FUCK-ed up honey...)

i've been ransacking and making a mess of my room and my house for the past 2 hrs...im tired already.....

CANT FIND IT!!!!!!

Tmw im supposed to show my lecturer my patterns....i dun have my skirt block and i dun have my file......

Arrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhh.....

sway sway sway.....

PEOPLE IM SUCH A FORGETFUL KLUTZ!!!!!

so sorry...i need to scream!!! Im pissed....im tired.....everyones asleep......i need a punching bag....

Ok im gonna kill one of the fish i have in front of me.

One person's misery is one person's pleasure. Mine!!

Till then.....

Its almost 4am.
i cant sleep.
Slept 12hrs yesterday with an additional 3 hrs in the evening.
What a boar! haha.

Doing my last min touch up for my presentation tmw.
I dun think its that big deal.
no im not snobbish.
what i meant was how many times can one person be tested for their presentation skills.
im no expert but im getting sick of communication skills.
how about teaching us interpersonal skills instead?
that will be interesting!
Here's a suggestion school.
Taking a cue from my poly, maybe u shld teach us Organisational behaviour....
or even Entreprenuer skills?
I think these subject and more can be helpful for students to know abt th working world.
Not communication skills for 3 semester and each time doing the same thing.
Lame eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think i've been through enough comm class to understand how to present.
i personally think its all about preparation and a lil self confidence.
teaching us what to say and how to say doesnt cut it.
I know ive taken this subject for god knows 4 years including poly.
(yes i've to repeat cuz i really really really really hate comm classes......)
same thing over and over and over....
Cuz u dun need to tell me if the ocean is blue.
I KNOW!!!!

It seems that there really is a diff NAFA and POLY.
Lecturers must find us really dumb. The only time i really hate NAFA is when teachers and students alike doesnt show any common sense.
Maybe they trying to get attention? Maybe trying to act cute?
God knows.
Im paying my fees and im here to learn but i really dunno what others are thinking.

Procrastinating.
Yeah im no all 'A's student so what the hell am i preaching?
Moreover doing last min presentation aint no model student.
haha.

Aaargh despite all my yap, im not very confident abt tmw too.
It seems that my presentation skills is slowly deteriorating.
My old jaw bones is wearing off.
I can see the stark difference when im in poly and now.
Aaaaarghhh....
Its basically the pressure of a exceling.
Im sooo ashamed....im no newbie obviously.....

Whatever lah ah....
take a chill pill sista!!!
haha....aim for a pass.....

Caught The Arena on Channel 5 just now.
Kids nowadays really are getting smarter ah...
Tongue also sharper....
Points made can be a bit amateurish but can be improved.
So Loyang Sec won against Raffles Institution!!!!

Incredulous!!!! Lol.

Ok im tired of typing...
Watching reruns of The Simpsons online later.

Power UPPPP!!!!!

- Fishy business -

Last weekend me visited the Farmart, its somewhere in CCK. Not really a nature person but had fun nonetheless. So there were rows and rows of shops that sell all kinds of pets. Like there were goats and everything. How quaint eh? Reminded me of fabric stores in Chinatown or even Vivocity. U can get everything under one roof.

So apparantly it was a planned double date with this other couple. Its The BF's friend in NS some doctor or something. I know this may sound very lame but going out with someone who is academically smart (a doctor somemore!!!) is mentally challenging. For me that is. I risk sounding stupid or retarded. We, in the arts scene, often comes from another planet. Mine is glittery and everyone wears Chanel/Lacroix and Manolo and bathes in champagne. haha....Materialistic? Totally!! Boring? NEVER!!!!

So i tried speaking in a more "atas" manner to intimidate them in the beginning but i fell flat halfway and kept whining like a brat...haha...i was sweating okay!!! My makeup was running okay....a bitchy bimbo will always be a bitchy bimbo....*peels off plastic mask*

sorry i digress...
This is one hell of a weird "siamese twins" thingy. Cute in a very ugly way.

The chinese will do all sort of unscrupulous methods to suck people off their money. The other end, they themselves is equally stupid enough to believe these.

It says, the small fishes will eat up the dead skin cells from ya feet. They then explained its not all 100% and if the fish doesnt help they will remove them (dead skin cells) using creams. So whats the point? DUH!

Its not cheap either its ard 10+ for 1/2 hr.


The doctor's fiance, another doctor (surprise surprise!), bought this cute lil baby parrot. She said she could train it to speak when it grow bigger. A talking parrot?? haha....i thought it only works in movies! With a pirate of course....

Yawnz........i dun think i will be going back there for some time. Too far. To expensive. Too lame. But it did incur to me that my bro and i could open a "Betta Only" aquarium. We are like so expert on bettas lorz....my bro is a successful breeder ok with up to 200 spawns. Yes so u can imagine the amount of fish tank i have at home right now! haha...

speaking of spawns....

We gave up 20+ bettas to the BF. See how grown up they already are?Ok i still have abt 100+ more. Im giving away the nicer ones. Who would like to have one? They are really easy to take care off and really beautiful to look at! Just leave me a msg k!

i got so sick and tired of seeing bettas everyday so i got myself a tankful of small aquarium fishes. I have guppies, angelfish,sucker fish, tetras etc. i put this tank in my room and every nyte i sleep hearing "waterfall" (cuz of filter) noises.
Its really therapeutic especially if u are really stress. Watching the fish swim here swim there makes me really happy! haha....

ok im tired and will stop now. Gonna start my vivienne westwood presentation. Yawnz....boring!!!!

Thats all.

- FAT HOPE -

Ok im soooo over being sad that im fatter than before. So dun worry peeps im not gonna hang myself or anything (here's a joke, im so fat the rope may snap! haha...).

Love me or dun love me i dun really care. I love myself and thats that!

P.s- Like how cute is the dolly pix. Courtesy of me cousin's barbies. They are beautiful but so hollow in the inside eh?

Love ya guys! *muacks*

-Awakening-

Special thanks to a certain loved one who made me realize that superficial people really do exist! Not in hollywood lala land but here in the heartland as well. We normal people are not spared from the brutality of the pressure of "being thin".

It seems like this particular person has been using underlying, "maybe" suggestions to ask me to lose weight. Not once but many atimes in fact! Oh God to think that i was blinded by the closeness that i wish this person could just see past through this flaw of mine.

I pushed back many depressing thought of myself as a person and began to in fact ACCEPT how i look. Alas this person probably felt pressure when standing beside me. Maybe even slightly ashamed?

You think i dunno what kind of look u always give to me when im eating? In times i am a lil embarrased myself to stand before u looking like i am.

I admit i do not have the Courage and Will to diet and exercise.

So u can punish me by saying all those things to me and u think i really am that stupid to not understand?????

Im torn having to decide what i should look like for myself or for what people want me to. I am so comfortable being healthy, happy me that i did not realize the horror i am causing to some people.

It took me this long to be succumbed to this kinda pressure. Being in Fashion is already taxing enough and YOU DEAR YOU are not helping. Its funny how im feeling so depressed now over how i look yet when this is over all i want is to grab a damn Burger! haha.....

So im sorry i think i cant fit the mould u have in ur brain. Be my guest and leave me for someone else.

Im sick of all this hypocrisies.


Besides, WHAT makes YOU think YOU are so damn perfect about?

-New Year fishing and prawning-

The BF and me reached Marina Bay exactly at the stroke of 2007 and we managed the catch the very boring fireworks. Still, i was glad i was with him that nyte.

So the deal is we were supposed to hang out with the socialites (hiya u know, Heartland ones...) for some bbq feasting. Prawning and fishing seems interesting enough.

NOT!!!!!

Like we got lost while finding the place. Caught a cab an hour later and the meter was charged till $8 for a $3 ride due to traffic jam.

After finally reached our destination, we found out that for the past 2 1/2hours the socialites only caught FIVE prawns...haha....socialites indeed...haha....

So we decided to try our hands on fishing. Not like im a pro but i've fished successfully before.

15 mins later......................................no fish...................

1/2 hour later........................no fish...............................

1 hour later.........

"hey i think i caught something"

so we pulled and pulled........

false alarm. we got hooked on a wire.

...........so no fish..............................

2 hours later.............................still no bloody goddamn fish.......................

our neighbours, some malay mat rockers caught probably 10 fishes during the 2 hours we sat.....fark!!! we looked like losers...haha.....

3 hours later.........with no fish in sight and probably never will, we gave up. Wanna preserve whatever dignity im left for the rest of the year. sigh......

our $40 gone down the drain....or shall i say pond....sigh sigh....

so during this time, the other socialties caught a few more pieces of prawns. By this time i was starving. But i couldnt muster the courage to eat the last menial prawns we barbequed even if its the last thing i can get to eat.

Here's why:

Stanley taking out the very much alive prawns out from the net. Estar preparing the sambal sauce...

ME: What u doing estar? U mean we gonna bbq them live?!?!?! How cruel.....

ESTAR: (insert evil, very evil, cruella evil kinda laughter) YESS!!!! I DUN MOTHER-FARKER GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE PRAWNS!!! THEY DESERVE TO DIE!!!

WHO ASK THEM SEA CREATURES TO BE SUCH A BITCH TO CATCH!!!

ME: (imagining) What if i poke a stick up ur hairy arse and put an apple into ur mouth and roast u over an open fire....how would u feel......that will be a sore sight?! haha......

If this picture could move, it would show that the prawns SQUIRMING on the sambal. Estar even thought it was funny to pour sambal sauce onto one of the prawn's eye. If they move too much Estar will use the knife u can see in the pix and poke it through their head......

YUCKS!!! haha very ADAMS FAMILY ah we socialites.

POP POP POP!!!! The prawns were jumping in the foil like freshly baked popcorns!!!

Hell must have started early for them....ouch!

Hungry? I dun....now i know why i cant and dun cook. i simply hate the process.....no matter how good they eventually look like.

ESTAR AND HUIYUN LOVES THE PRAWNS SOO MUCH U CAN SEE IT ON THEIR FACES:

Whats left of it.

Thats all.