Me, My Hair and I.....

After a month of heeing and hawing i bucked up and carried all my guts to a nearest salon.
Worse still is im on a budget so i could not afford kimage or reds etc who charges almost $50 per snip. hello they uses golden scissors izit?

Anyway with $30 in my pocket, i left home with a heavy heart as im more than ready for an evitable outcome. My hair will come out bad. As usual. For the rest of my life.

My hair is the worse a person can ever hope for. Every strand is EITHER frizzy, curly or straight.
Like the owner, who can never make up its mind. Its every hairdresser's nightmare and every woman's hell. My hell for sure.

No matter what products i use, i can never match the silky smooth curly or straight hair i wanted. Or i can never style it the way i wanted. My mane is uncontrollable!!!

Its a life of its own so normally i would leave it alone. I can imagine its laughter whenever i cry out in angst.
Tra-la-la it says. You cant control me u stupid goon. Tra-la-la.
Oh how it mocks me!!! GrrRRR!!

Oh i've tried everything. The rebonding, the perm, the colouring, the straightening. It all doesnt work. In fact, it made my hair in a bad shape after a few months. So i stop it all.

Now seriously i dun give a shit what my hair decides what or what not to do. Im too tired to fight this long fight! haha.

my dream hairdo would be in this colour:

and looking like this:

always wanted to be a redhead. it matches my personality.

nvm. in the near future when i command enough power and "mr ex-president Yusof Ishak" in my bank, i will have my own entourage of stylists, hairdressers and makeup artists. To make me look every inch like a glamour queen like i deserves. hehe....

BTW- dun u juz hate it when these hairdressers try to psycho u buy hair products that costs OTT? I mean seriously, $30 for a shampoo? are u kidding? ....

Deb!

the thai restaurant is located beside the KFC/Pizza Hut near Yishun Sec! Its not super-duper yummy but its really cheap!
its like one plate of fried kang-kong is only $3! i recommend the fried sotong and oat prawns. Gosh just thinking about it makes me drool......
oh the service is fast and friendly. And u'll ALWAYS get a discount there! Really!!! haha every single time.... e.g if my bill is $25.50, the guy will discount till $22 or something like that.

Chong Pang is too far from my hse. moreover the shops there closes really early. So i have to go 900 plus there eat which sucks cuz the food sucks. Period! Now i wish i live in AMK or Toa Payoh or something. Its the land where you'll never go hungry!

Oh and im looking forward to our Girls' Nite Out thingy this Wed. Hah it'll be my virgin tour to Zouk so u guys gotta look out for me.
And im not drinking k! I gotta be sober.

Yes its unbelievable that im 21+ and never been to Zouk.

Not looking forward to the pushing of sweaty bodies that reek of booze and tobacco though.
That is wat put me off clubbing in the first place. But this time around i shall only be in the company of good friends and will enjoy myself nonetheless.

We shall cheer to the attached-yet feeling single gals whose BFs is-are-or will be shipped to Tekong! haha....... *sarcastic laughter*

Cheryl!

tagboard sux cuz it only allow so little....

anyways zouk eh? nah babe im not a clubbing person. i promise estar im meeting him that night! haha....how abt meeting me and him for dinner before u guys go off? i have sch till quite late so i'll be ard town. Zouk is near my sch anyways....erm i think!

Bloody hell we have lots to catch up! hahaha....

Juz give me a ring k! u know my number...

Here's a lame part of walter's and my conversation this afternoon on the phone. Its about our zodiac animal. He's a Rat and im Ox.

I wanted to feel SUPERIOR cuz im bigger in size than him. (i mean OX you nimwit!!!!! Not me....maybe......hmmmm....whatever!!)

I said:

"You know, being the Ox, its my obligation and satisfaction to be able to keeeerruusssssssshhhh (long for crush) the RAT like a Cockroach!

*Smirks*

Now he said:

"But do you know as the RAT, I'm small enough to go INTO the OX's backside and eat up it's intestines.....hahahaha...."

Although i cant see it, i can feel his GRIN is bigger than my Smirk!

To add insult to injury:

"As a Rat, i can SUCK the nipple of the OX till the milk went dry......"

Oops. and YUCKS!

See lah since which century did walter picked up my sarcasm.

Oh rats.................

To all my friends....

hey guys im sorry i have to repeatedly refuse ur offers to slack! as u should know im really busy with work. Its up my nose now! suffocating...........therefore i could not afford to waste any spare time to socialize. my precious spare time is = to sleep, to eat, to complain and to cry. haha so stress! Jia You Zan! even walter have to come to yishun to meet me for dinner! and food in yishun sux!!!!!! see what we have to sacrifice?!......

therefore i apologize for my mysterious disappearance. Dun worry.....I'll be back from the dead BITCH!!!!!!!!

The Hunt is ON!!!!!

ProFashion inc (my groupmates..haha) went raffles city mrt yesterday to do research for our corporate to after 5 collection. So we took random pix of all these office ladies. funny most of them look so alike all the time! AKA BORING!

haha they didnt even know we shot them! we had to act like the camera is spoilt or take each other etc. But it was fun you know....the thrill of getting caught!

We took a lil rest after that so Beck and me sat together while the rest went on. Then a lady approached us and said "Hi im a reporter from Cleo. Is it okay to ask u guys some qns and take a picture of u guys after that?"

Wah lao i tell u i was shocked! Cuz u know why? We thought she saw us spying on others and approached to reprimand us or something! The last thing on earth i would suspect is she being a reporter.

Funny we were spying on others while she, spying on us! haha...

i was unsure on whether to do her questionnaire. so the question was "What do u think of women who apply their makeup outdoors?"

hmmm. me being the kaypoh and very open-minded person, i shout out all the REASONABLE opinions i could give. haha...maybe i wouldnt sound so openly critical or cynic. Cuz i myself rarely (even rarer than the Blue moon) wear makeup. maybe im not that vain. but im picking it up. still the apprentice. Oh watever.....

so catch me (hopefully!) in next month's CLEO!

so this is a very very very brief sketch of our collection. took me a few mins only! its a no-brainer! i hope it works....sigh.....

This is the first time im playing with HTML....

finally got a simple skin to work with....the above image is the final illustration for one of my assignmnent. Its all done in photoshop.

Its a shoe brand which i named Bait. Theme was mermaid. Blah blah u know how mermaids will want a great pair of shoes once they have legs blah blah. You get the geist.

i like my concept. i gotta admit it look like a Chanel advert. Ah poof who cares. Im disappointed that my black pump logo was too dark thus didnt stand out. moreover it was too small...sigh...

im dissatisfied with my work this semester. i always know im better than this. i got a wake-up call when Naz mentioned that i wasn't a "last-min-work" person last year so wat happened to me now?
i was shocked i couldnt answer straight. Told her i got lazy. I know thats not the answer. well not most of it. maybe im sad. no not cuz of school. im very happy with sch. maybe its something else...maybe i got lonely and desolated....u know lah always no time for a social life will push ur buttons.
i have to weigh the consequences if i go meet my bf/friends. Add work and lack of sleep will give u a LAZY equation. Or something like that.

Oh gosh what i miss most of all is a GREAT DATE. i yearn for a "Great Date"....sigh....we are hitting a downward spiral and he dun even know it.
And gosh i believe i caused it!

I look upon myself through thou eyes and im ashamed...

Love seeketh not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.

-William Blake

I love you.

and im sorry...

Here's a tribute to group Profashion.

Im really proud of us as a quartet. We work so well together and produced really fantabulous. works for our group projects. I love that we have such fresh original ideas all the time! Who can mix fun and stress at the same time huh?

All in all i LOVE LOVE LOVE my team! haha... So DAMN DAMN proud of us!! Im so lucky to have talented people who work towards the same vision.

Cheers to Beck, Naz and YanLing. Let's look at A's for ALL our modules as our mission statement! hehe....

This is the paperdoll we made for Fashion forecast. One of our proudest work yet. It was damn tedious and expensive to make yet it was so much fun when we made it. U can actually take out the dress from the sides and velcro it to the figurine in the middle. Very very fun!!!

im really upset i couldnt keep it for my own...haha...but we unanimously agree to let the teacher keep it at all cost! Lest we catfight! Meow!!!

Cough Cough COUGH!!!!!!!!!!

Goddammit im coughing my brains out! Damn texas 5! Damn cheap durians!

it has been going on for a week now and yes im persistantly stubborn. I personally dun like cough syrup! its yucky and too sweet and i feel like puking after consuming them. i wanna believe i have the inner power in me to miraculously zap all the damn bacteria in my throat!

Zap Zap!

damn im croaking like an old frog now! Shit!


Hah so i catched Superman over the weekends wif me smoking socialites and here my take on that movie.

* First of all, Kate Bostworth just PLAIN sucks. Her acting is just too PLAIN. Her wadrobe is too PLAIN. Her expressions looked PLAIN without the "L". she has no good vibe lah. Maybe she's just lucky to get it. Just as lucky as to steal Orlando bloom right under my nose. Hmph!

* Kitty (Parker Posey) rock my socks! She is soo funny she dun have to say anything and i'll still find her funny! haha. Look out for her other role as a bitchy villian in 'Josie and the Pussycats'.

* How dumb can people get (especially Reporters for goodness sake) that Superman is right under their noses. It goes to show that ALL of them should be SACKED!!!! If i work there i would have guessed it right away.
Then i will corner him and bribe him. Terms and conditions? He has to be my Fuck Buddy! haha...and i'll advice him on contraceptions. I dun want no BABY even though it is Superman's and even though it have freakish powers. NO THANK YOU! Fuck and no baggage. Thats why its called Fuck Buddy! haha sorry i digress....

Talking abt that, how the hell did Lois Lane get so lucky as to bunk him. first Orlando and NOW superman? who else? The President? Spiderman? haha just kidding!

* The movie's special effect is awesome. Especially the plane part!

* At this point of time i know some of u may find this entry a lil dumb and not helpful at all. haha. But i'll still continue on........

* Like what estar said, the part where superman holds Lois Lane and carries her to the sky is all sooo ROMANTIC!
Now i need a BF who is as strong as Superman. Cuz he will never know how much i weigh and can carry me WHEREVER i go. hahaha....

* Kitty's dog is funny! haha u have to watch it to understand lah. too hard to describe...

* I pity James Marsden cuz whichever movie he did he ALWAYS have to share the leading lady. Remember X-men?

*His dick is not that huge lah. Its too over-rated!

hmmmmm... i think thats abt it. The movie is not too awesome regarding the storyline. But being a fan of Bryan Singer i shall give this movie 7.5/10 popcorns. So what if im too strict? So sue me!

The modern women dun need superman anyways. Give me Wolverine anytime!

if im not wrong, today is the day where singapore will put a fine line (a yellow one no less!) between smokers and non-smokers in food outlets. right?

hmmm.....wasnt surprised they will do this kinda drastic measure to stop the smokers from smoking. after the price rise and fugly pics on packets.

people will start flouting the rules after several months especially after the hype has died down.

what im most pissed is cuz most of my friends smoke. and i smoke sometimes. so where the hell are we gonna find seats to eat if ppl already occupy the stupid small box?

are we really that bad that the government have to put a leash on us and command us to do what is right and what is wrong

why dun they put a box for people who dun smoke instead? Stop stereotyping us already!

Here is estar's and my take on today's Singapore Idol piano show. All done through SMS.

The ones in PINK is Estar's! haha yup and i know he HATES pink....haha....

first performance....

Chey not that power lah she.

She's really good lah....this time she's not that OTT. Anyways i think she's the better ones in the competition....

2nd performance.....

Judging from da 2nd crackhead than duh! haha

You dun need to be an expert to know that she sucks!!!! Haha eh ur fren is next!

3rd performance......

Haha another watever. Acting sweet haha..

Hmm...Hmm...How did she get in Singapore idol? haha...

I wouldnt b surprised if she killed ppl 2 get in. haha. Check out Emilee, the hot bitch frm devils (the bar btw not hell...hahaha..). If she is gonna suck than spore idol is gone man.

I think Singapor idol is gone from e beginning! So wats there to lose? haha.. So u voting for ur "fren"?

Haha duh NOT. But dats not wat im telling her haha...

4th performance.....

Oh my this one sucks too...sigh...

5th performance (this is Emilee...the hot bitch estar mentioned earlier....) Yucks... WRONG song!

Definitely! Argh wats wrong with everyone man haha...

Sigh spore idol is so gone....Again!.....who u think will go top 2?

Who cares anymore. Maybe da 2nd n da sheryl crow cow. If its gonna be a comedy might as well bring in da best of fools in...haha...

Haha ya lor! Since the king of clown is already in last week....

6th performance

Hmm dun you think she looks like a news presenter? Haha... wrong song!

(then somewhere in the song her sis face pops out....)

Da sister is f*cking hot though haha

She looks old ah.... Yeah her sis is hotter... hmmm this shld be a model competition... all looks no voice....

7th performance (FINALLY!!!)

(this point of time neither of us bothered to critic anymore... like how many "she sucks" can we repeat?....)

then he send the MAGIC sms...haha....

So when r we going KTV ah?

I miss you.

I really, really do......

Its almost 2am and im still awake....aaarrggghhh.....

because i reformatted my lappy i have to re-download the photoshop brushes...i've been searching and downloading for the pass 2 hrs now....gonna stop soon...

im not done with thomas wee's lame customer profile hwk....i dun wanna do it but he left me to no choice...if i dun do his hwk he's gonna either strangle me with his scrawny hands or slap me and leave a mark from his DIAMOND (we're still guessing how many carats) ring. Oh whatever!

i have to wake up at 7am later to meet up wif me groupmates.....

Debra's stupid culture research and mind-map......*bangs head to wall many many many times*... not done at all!!!!

Lily's soft-copy of theme motif. all to be done in photoshop and freehand!!! Lagi not done lor!!!!

All these to be ready within these THREE days!!! aaarrgghhhh.......

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thats me just banging my head onto my keyboard!!!!!!!!!!! thats how i feel to be sooo stupid for slacking for so long.... dumb ass biatch.......

oh....to cheer me up....all i need is too look at this pix....

Lily's research pix. Im doing on mermaids for my motif. I saw this and almost flip! Hehe my fav position!!! haha... oh and i think thats not how fishes procreate lah btw. Its just such a sexy pix.

i sooooo need SEX to release my happy hormones.....sigh......

Well here's one for all u PG folks. Cute disney mermaids!

Now here's ur milk and get outta here! haha......

Since i always potray myself as a sexually active person in here, its about time the blogskin should look "horny"...hahaha....love the red!!!!

You guys feel the love?!?..........

Abso-fucking-lutely!!!!

Gosh i am just done with Season one of Sex and The City DVD...Now i totally see the big picture and why this show is a hit!

Because they have answers to some really hard-core bang your head to the wall questions. Though i gotta admit, girls can really be dumb sometimes when it come to relationships and men. I know i am one, albeit smarter, and i know of people who are one.

Now put all those questions and answers and SEX together, u get a winning formula.

The sex part i like. I mean, not looking at them physically and get excited that kind. That i can get from porn. And Sex and the City aint a pornographic show.

It goes to show that women in their thirties dont have to be a wreck! Society doesnt expect us to be married and have kids anymore. Women can still be successful, beautiful, spendless and have a queue of willing horny men.
Just as long as we pay our taxes! =)

That said, my favourite character has got to be Samantha. Samantha is the energizer sex bunny who will bunk any men (straight or gay) as long as they have a P*nis! She is in her fourties yet she looked smashing ALL THE TIME! She has a PR company and hangs out in the best society. She talks about sex openly and is anti-relationship and has an ego as huge as her hormones. This woman has zest i tell ya.
i have never met anyone like that before and i hope i never will. Can u imagine what a biatch she is.
Yet i am afraid i will be like her. Honestly i see her as a mirror of my future. Cruel, angry and horny all the time. Now thats sad babe!

whatever it is, i strongly recommend this show. Only to the gals cuz guys naturally dun get it.
I dun know why? Hmmmmm......

Im watching season two as i speak. One season down, Five more to WISDOM! =)

Ding-Dong... rang the Wedding Bells

Since Becky and me are still in the holiday mood, we played the dressed-up games i talked abt in class....

So what if we did not do Lily's work?!?!?!?!?!?! ok fine im feeling really guilty now thus im doing massive research thats resulting in a MASSIVE headache!!!!!

Sorry i digress. Anyways we stumbled on one of the dressed up websites that allow us to dress the dolls in WEDDING DRESSES!!!

But of course Becky got really excited cuz of the cute gowns and the possibility she might be owning one in a few years time...hehe.... winks....

So our imaginery ran wild (funny we DID NOT talk of sex during this time! haha...oh we have grown up!)................................

hmmmmmm.................what can i wear in my dream wedding?!.......................

We are such a perfect couple... la la la la la la ...... im such a beautiful bride ..... lalalalala.......

Becky! who's the "lucky" man ah? hahahaha.....

Becky coos,"oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh........soooo cute!!!" Eh thats her flower-girl ok! haha..

Hey thats anime ME! im apparently involved in this imaginery fiasco (and cuz i forced her...reason is cuz i helped her pick her dress!! hehe...)

Why is Zan wearing a frou-frou cupcake??? Cuz:

1) Becky does not allow me to wear a RED or Black dress cuz she is wearing white. This is her wedding so she said so.

2) Becky does not want a loud dress to overshadow her gorgeous dress. This is her wedding so she said so.

3) Black is an unlucky colour. Red is to OTT.

3) This is her wedding so she said so.

Fine. Im beginning to think its a cute dress anyways. hehe. better than the rest which i saw.

Well dun expect to hear any wedding bells from Zan. Here's some condition a man have to fill if he wanna marry me.

1) Wedding dress by Oscar Da La Renta. I dun want any other ateliers k!

2) Custom-made shoes diamond/swarowski encrusted 2 1/2" heels from Manolo Blahniks.

3) Fly family and close friends to Venice for the wedding ceremony.

4) I dun want a huge wedding. Just a small ceremony. ABSOLUTELY NO under the block wedding!!!

5) Of course rent a villa for the wedding. What u think? Marry on a farm izzit? haha....

Nope this is not my dream wedding. THIS IS MY WEDDING!!! I dun expect less....yes call me spoilt or having my head stuck in the clouds...i dun care!! Cant afford it then u cant afford to marry me and thats the fact. Im tired of being poor all the time. IM NOT DYING POOR!!!! I can wait............

chants....I will not marry under my blk...i will not marry under my block.......

oh crap im staying up in the wee of the night just to play BARBIE!
oh not the real Barbie...i meant im hooked online playing the highly-addictive dressup games!!!

gals check out
www.dressupgames.com

if u were barbie deprived like me when u were younger, be prepared to lose a few hrs of ur free time exploring!!

I need sleep manz...........................

First i would like to thank my dearest for helping me get through the hard time. If u guys must know, my lappy got virus just a day after getting the internet. Talk about being unlucky eh! Thank God Walter's bro is a genius with the IT stuff so now my lappy is up and running again. Phew!

Secondly, lets talk about the World Cup. No. Lets talk about the GUYSSSSS who are involved in the world cup. To let my hormones run wild and free since its before bedtime, let me have a lil say about those sweaty, macho men who oozes HOTNESS with every single step of their musculine legs. Now who says a gal could not have her fun when the guys do eh?

Now just keep a lookout for.................................

Honey...dun lick ur lips......i'll lick mine!! Yum.

move over Jon! These are my new "Goals" (hah no pun intended!) for this month. Btw this is one of Italy's defender. Dunno his name. Dun care. Cute enough for my books is all that matters!

Btw the italian team has an abundance of real hotties for me to choose from! Everyone knows i have the hots for italian men. Guess which team im supporting this year! Hah no prizes for guessing... =)

Michael Ballack (Germany) is soooo last four years ago k! Move on.....

The Mexican team. The guy on the leftest is something-Marquez.... Wah lao i tell u...i want his child! haha..........

ok i think i better stop now lest people think im a psychotic S#X maniac.....

hmmmmm....food for thought.....its not illegal right for people to have fantasies? or will I get sued?!?!?!

shit and im already 21 years old......................

I hereby proclaim myself to be a member of the "Heartland Socialites"
To show my everlasting commitment, I will:

- Eat Macdonalds till my liver fail.
- Outrival in Tai Ti (Big Two) till my brain fail.
- Smoke till my lungs fail.
- Bitch till my tongue fail.
- Hear Estar bitch till my ear fail.
- Stare at Stanley till my eyes fail. ( And not cuz he's goodlooking k! Hahahaha!!!)

Subsequently i will die feeling i have never contributed to the society but be idle than an idealist.
Hooray.

Anybody wanna join the club?